Epic Remedy Strain Profile: Agent Orange
How's it going, Epic Fam? With another Tuesday afternoon comes another detailed strain profile and review. This week, we're talking about the Agent Orange strain which has made its way onto our three Colorado Springs medical dispensary shelves. Agent Orange is a 50/50 hybrid cross between Orange Velvet and Jack The Ripper, offering a potently uplifting and mood-improving high and a sweet citrusy aroma. Our medical patients love this strain for its ability to chase away the blues, fight fatigue, and battle pain the whole day through.
In our detailed strain profile below, you'll find all the information available on the Agent Orange strain along with a brief review of the strain. Hidden within this text is also a secret code that you can use for a 5% discount on your next purchase, so be sure to keep an eye out. Just remember that secret codes expire after one week, so be sure to check in next Tuesday for another strain profile, review, and secret code. With that out of the way, let's talk about the Agent Orange strain.
The Quick Rundown: Agent Orange Strain Profile
If you're just looking for the most crucial details about the Agent Orange strain after visiting from our strain archive, look no further. Below, you'll find everything you need to know about the Agent Orange strain without all the fluff so you can get a better idea of how the strain might affect you. Keep in mind that this profile covers Agent Orange flower. While mostly everything (including scent, flavor, and effects) translates to other products that contain the Agent Orange strain (like concentrates, vape cartridges, and wax-infused pre-rolls), there is one key difference, and that is potency. Flower potency is naturally much lower (below 35%) while concentrates, vape cartridges, and wax-infused pre-rolls made with the Agent Orange strain will range from 40-99% THC.
Lineage/Genetics: (skunk phenotype) Orange Velvet X Jack The Ripper (Jack's Cleaner X Space Queen) by MZJill Genetics
Classification: Sativa-leaning balanced 50/50 hybrid
Potency: THC-dominant, 17-23% THC
Appearance: Extremely vibrantly-colored green flowers with electric orange pistils and a light dusting of trichomes. Spade-shaped buds.
Flavors: This strain will leave your bong and mouth smelling like oranges, though on the tongue it has an herbal funk and earthiness along with a spicy peppery smoke.
Aromas: Delicious herbal aromas with a notably sour and sweet citrus smell.
Effects: Energetic and creative. Heavily cerebral and euphoric. Potently uplifting and may cause the giggles. Great for socializing
Medical Uses: Great for pain management and improving appetite. Range of cerebral effects also make is useful for stress, depression, fatigue, nausea, lack of appetite, ADD/ADHD, mood swings, headaches or migraines, and PTSD.
Possible Negatives: May cause dry eyes and cottonmouth. High doses may also cause anxiety in people who find sativa-dominant effects to be uncomfortable.
In-Depth Details: Agent Orange Strain Profile
The Agent Orange strain was first propagated by Mz Jill who has been a cannabis breeder and advocate for over 20 years. She is responsible for other wildly successful strains, including the world-renowned Jillybean strain. Agent Orange was a cross between Orange Velvet and Jack The Ripper and named after the deadly chemical agent by the same name. While it smells a lot like oranges and makes the name fitting enough, Jill also wanted to bring awareness to those affected by Agent Orange, which was used for chemical warfare during the Vietnam war. The strain was named to honor her father, who was an army green beret exposed to the chemical.
Agent Orange is a sativa-leaning hybrid with a great mix of effects that make tackling anything during the day a snap. The strain checks in around 17-23% THC and contains a plethora of sweet, fruity, and earthy terpenes like Myrcene, Terpinolene, and b-Caryophyllene. These terpenes give the Agent Orange strain an incredibly distinct scent and flavor that is easy to detect just by smell alone. Most interesting however is that these cannabinoids and terpenes work together in a phenomenon known as the entourage effect to boost each other's effects. THC is great for mind and body relief, and terpenes are great for reducing inflammation.
Agent Orange's distinct terps make it easy to pick the strain out of a blind line-up. At the most basic level, the strain smells just like oranges. Not orange juice, mind you. Oranges. Fresh ones that are still hanging out in the citrus groves down in Florida. Opening a bag of Agent Orange fills your nose with incredibly refreshing and earthy aromas that remind you of living citrus trees, taking you to the orange groves and dropping you in the middle of a well-tended field of orange trees. When you grind the buds, the scent gets amplified.
The same can be said for the flavor. While it isn't flavored like orange juice, it comes across as very fresh and natural. The Agent Orange strain tastes like an orange grove smells. Wild, earthy, herbaceous, funky, and orangey. That's the full impression, though. If you look at things on their own, the strain sounds a little funky. Agent Orange has an herbl funk on the inhale, though that's quickly taken over by a spicy, peppery smoke that is guaranteed to make you cough. The aftertaste, however, is extremely orange-tinged and refreshing.
Agent Orange flowers are a shining example of beautiful buds. These little spade-shaped flowers throw some extremely vibrant colors. However, the foliage and water leaves on this strain before being harvested are burgundy and black, creating a sharp contrast from the electrical green coloration in the flowers. They range in shades of vibrant, neon greens with bright orange and red pistils. Each one is coated in a thin layer of crystalline trichomes that give the flowers a glowing sheen.
Agent Orange offers some potent uplifting effects that aren't unlikely to cause a nice case of the giggles. While the strain is considered a balanced hybrid for its potent pain relief, it tends to be a little more energetic and sativa-leaning in the mind. With this strain, you can expect an extremely energized and creative sensation along with a deep-seated euphoric bliss. The effects of the Agent Orange strain are great for sour moods, mood swings, and depression, though the energetic, creative, and focusing effects make it a great choice for battling fatigue, social anxiety, ADD/ADHD, PTSD, and stress.
However, the strain is also great for pain management and improving the appetite with its generous, yet soothing body buzz. The body effects of the Agent Orange strain make it a powerful medicine against nausea or a lack of appetite as well as headaches, migraines, and minor aches and pains. The one thing to keep in mind is that this mix of body and mind effects can be intense or anxiety-inducing for novice cannabis users, THC-sensitive patients, and patients who plain don't agree with sativa strains. Always start with a low dose and work your way up to see how a new strain will affect you. You may also experience dry eyes and cottonmouth while using the Agent Orange strain for your medicinal needs.
The Epic Remedy's Agent Orange Strain Review
Agent Orange is a strain I've had a handful of other times at a handful of random locations over a handful of years. Every time, my experience was different. Agent Orange has become one of the most counterfeit strains of all time, just like Blue Dream and AK-47. That's why knowing exactly where your genetics came from makes all the difference in the sampling of a strain.
The Epic Remedy got their cut of Agent Orange directly from the original breeder back when it was in circulation. It's the F2 of the original cross bred by MzJill, so I was eager to try the actual version of this strain and see if I'd ever actually had the genuine Agent Orange before.
Turns out, I had not. I knew the strain was supposed to be orangey, but I didn't really think that weed could taste like this. I'm usually not huge on fruit-flavored strains (unless it's banana-flavored, that's a different story. Lookin' at you, yellow Laffy Taffy.) but I was super impressed with the orange tinge in the strain. It didn't taste like the fruit - it tasted how the whole orange grove smells. Earth, flowers, and all.
I had a pretty good indication it would be an intense strain from the first moment, though. As I went to photograph the strain, I found myself staring in awe at the intense color on the flowers. Each one is an extremely bright shade of green. A glimmery blanket of trichomes and the contrast between the green flowers and orange pistils is always impressive. Honestly, these buds are so pretty they look fake.
They smell fake too. Those terps are 100% natural, but man. That funky orange tree farm smell? Unreal. The bag smelled like orange-flavored candy, leaves, and earth. When I ground the buds up I found that the strain's scent just became extremely amplified, and more and more orangey.
All that said, I was excited to try it as soon as I saw it. I was really impressed with the effects, too. Agent Orange had me feeling pretty groovy after like half a hit. I felt pleasantly disconnected but still fully functional and I went about my day tackling business like there was no tomorrow. It's a great strain for keeping a level, focused, and energetic headspace while you through your day. It made socializing MUCH easier for me, too. It even soothed and relaxed my body, allowing me to get through all my chores without falling victim to fatigue and sore legs.
The strain was pretty impressive across all fronts. I'm disappointed that I didn't have the real-deal the first time though, since this strain seems to help me medicinally quite a lot. It also feels pretty frickin good, too. Seasonal-depression-after-the-time-change WHO? Not me, not today!
If you haven't had the chance to try Agent Orange, be sure to stop by any of our conveniently located Colorado Springs medical dispensaries this week to get some for yourself. This week's secret code is "ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA". Thanks for checking it out!
As always, please remember that The Epic Remedy is 100% vertically integrated, so our Agent Orange flower may also come in a variety of house-made vape cartridges and concentrates. Our variety of products and our library of over 50+ unique and exciting strains (including Agent Orange) makes The Epic Remedy the best medical dispensaries in Colorado Springs. If you've tried it, let us know what you thought by leaving a comment! Your reviews on our strain profiles help other patients learn about a variety of effects since every strain affects every person a little differently. Your feedback can help other members of the EpicFam pick the best medicine to suit their needs.
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